Worried about fat jokes, not being spoken to or feeling out of place on the field? Turning up to spend the evening with a load of strangers can be nerve-racking but we’ve got you.
You’re not alone if you feel a slight sweat coming on at the thought of your first MAN v FAT Soccer session. You don’t need to worry though. We’ve got your back, and all your team members will have it too, we promise. Let’s break down some of the misconceptions or fears that might be racing through your mind and see if we can get you feeling good to go.
Sticking out like a sore thumb
Nope – this couldn’t be further from the truth. Remember, every guy at your session will be in the same boat and you can guarantee the Coach will make you feel welcome. By the end of the session, you’ll be reveling in your team’s camaraderie.
Fat jokes
It’s easy for you to feel uncomfortable when you hear fat jokes being batted around. After all, you’ve probably experienced times they’ve been directed your way. Not cool. If you do hear any, there’s a high chance it’ll be a player directing them at themselves, not you. So, no worries there!
No one talking to you
All the guys are signed up to MAN v FAT Soccer for the same reason… to lose weight. So, there’s no hidden agenda there plus you’ve instantly got your first topic of conversation if you need an ‘in’. Win!
You’re all men going through the same thing, at the same time. Sure, some may be further down the road than you when it comes to weight loss but that will just show you that the end goal is in reach. Be bold, jump in and strike up a conversation if you’re feeling nervous and get those first intro chats out of the way early.
Being no good at soccer
Want to lose weight? Good. Like soccer? Great. That’s all that matters. In our UK program, we’ve had gents turn up who haven’t played in 40 years. We’ve had others that come more for the social side than the soccer. Whatever your reason for signing up, we’re glad you have.
And to help calm those fears once last time, there are no scouts at our games. Whether you score from the halfway line or scuff your kick and the ball goes towards the corner flag, it doesn’t matter. What matters is the fact you’re with us and you’re on the journey to losing weight.
Losing weight can feel miserable at times. Calorie deficits, regular exercise, making sure you eat enough protein and sleep well. You know the phrase, ‘misery loves company’? That’s what makes your relationship with your teammates unique. You’re in this together and we’re here to do everything we can to help too.
