The Colony

1303.0lbs lost since launch

Tuesday 7:30-9:30pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 7:30pm GAMES FROM 8:00pm
TOCA Soccer Center, 7801 Main St, The Colony, Dallas, TX 75056

Welcome to MAN v FAT Soccer The Colony. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your league coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of $99 underway!

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Season 3 Standings

Season Loss: 181.0lbs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Man United 5 5 0 0 49 26 23 10
Husky Hive FC 5 3 2 0 30 18 12 8
Totten-Ham and Cheese 5 2 1 2 26 35 -9 5
Saint Fatricks FC 5 2 0 3 28 27 1 4
Wrecks-Ham 5 1 1 3 27 35 -8 3
KFC Dallas 5 0 0 5 17 36 -19 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Man United 5 4 1 0 20 9 11 9
KFC Dallas 5 2 2 1 5 2 3 6
Totten-Ham and Cheese 5 3 0 2 8 8 0 6
Saint Fatricks FC 5 2 0 3 7 10 -3 4
Husky Hive FC 5 1 1 3 3 6 -3 3
Wrecks-Ham 5 1 0 4 3 11 -8 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A GD PTS
Husky Hive FC 5 4 1 0 15 3 12 9
Fat Man United 5 4 0 1 14 5 9 8
Wrecks-Ham 5 2 1 2 13 12 1 5
Saint Fatricks FC 5 2 0 3 7 8 -1 4
Totten-Ham and Cheese 5 2 0 3 9 14 -5 4
KFC Dallas 5 0 0 5 5 21 -16 0

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Man United 2 1 1 0 22 14 8 3
Totten-Ham and Cheese 2 1 1 0 23 16 7 3
Wrecks-Ham 2 1 1 0 12 11 1 3
KFC Dallas 2 0 2 0 16 16 0 2
Husky Hive FC 2 0 1 1 12 19 -7 1
Saint Fatricks FC 2 0 0 2 13 22 -9 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Fat Man United 11 v 10 Wrecks-Ham
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
8:30pm
League		 Husky Hive FC 5 v 5 Totten-Ham and Cheese
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
9:00pm
League		 KFC Dallas 1 v 8 Saint Fatricks FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Fat Man United 10 v 4 Totten-Ham and Cheese
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
8:30pm
League		 Husky Hive FC 4 v 1 KFC Dallas
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
9:00pm
League		 Wrecks-Ham 3 v 6 Saint Fatricks FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
Cup		 Saint Fatricks FC 7 v 15 Fat Man United
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
8:30pm
Cup		 Wrecks-Ham 5 v 5 Husky Hive FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
9:00pm
Cup		 KFC Dallas 9 v 9 Totten-Ham and Cheese
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 KFC Dallas 5 v 7 Fat Man United
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
8:30pm
League		 Husky Hive FC 3 v 3 Wrecks-Ham
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
9:00pm
League		 Saint Fatricks FC 4 v 6 Totten-Ham and Cheese
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Husky Hive FC 10 v 4 KFC Dallas
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
8:30pm
League		 Wrecks-Ham 4 v 9 Totten-Ham and Cheese
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
9:00pm
League		 Fat Man United 9 v 5 Saint Fatricks FC
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - March 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Saint Fatricks FC 5 v 8 Husky Hive FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
8:30pm
League		 Totten-Ham and Cheese 2 v 12 Fat Man United
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
9:00pm
League		 KFC Dallas 6 v 7 Wrecks-Ham
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - March 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
Cup		 Husky Hive FC 7 v 14 Totten-Ham and Cheese
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
11
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
8:30pm
Cup		 Wrecks-Ham 7 v 6 Saint Fatricks FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
9:00pm
Cup		 Fat Man United 7 v 7 KFC Dallas
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - March 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Wrecks-Ham - v - Fat Man United
8:30pm
League		 Saint Fatricks FC - v - KFC Dallas
9:00pm
League		 Totten-Ham and Cheese - v - Husky Hive FC
Week 9 - March 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Husky Hive FC - v - Saint Fatricks FC
8:30pm
League		 Fat Man United - v - Wrecks-Ham
9:00pm
League		 KFC Dallas - v - Totten-Ham and Cheese
Week 10 - April 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Wrecks-Ham - v - KFC Dallas
8:30pm
League		 Totten-Ham and Cheese - v - Saint Fatricks FC
9:00pm
League		 Fat Man United - v - Husky Hive FC
Week 11 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
Cup		 KFC Dallas - v - Husky Hive FC
9:00pm
Cup		 Totten-Ham and Cheese - v - Saint Fatricks FC
9:00pm
Cup		 Fat Man United - v - Wrecks-Ham
Week 12 - April 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Totten-Ham and Cheese - v - Saint Fatricks FC
8:30pm
League		 Husky Hive FC - v - Fat Man United
9:00pm
League		 KFC Dallas - v - Wrecks-Ham
Week 13 - April 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
8:00pm
League		 Wrecks-Ham - v - Totten-Ham and Cheese
8:30pm
League		 KFC Dallas - v - Saint Fatricks FC
9:00pm
League		 Fat Man United - v - Husky Hive FC

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Dom Mckeown 8.56%
2 Artem Lalaiants 4.14%
3 Jose Palma 4.05%
4 Edgar Ornelas 3.93%
5 Koby Chiou 3.79%
6 Troy Slinkard 3.77%
7 Jared Obregon 3.46%
8 Luke Majewski 3.27%
9 Eder Fuentes 3.23%
10 Jay Lundberg 3.21%
11 Larry Mack 3.21%
12 Abraham Quiles 3.16%
13 Robert Rardin 2.96%
14 Daniel Crooke 2.85%
15 Naim Eljaouri 2.82%
16 Felipe Paes 2.75%
17 Nikita Eliseev 2.66%
18 Mohamad Youssef 2.53%
19 Jason Lovejoy 2.51%
20 Duncan Sherwood 2.51%
21 Dylan Muse 2.38%
22 Jaison Cherian 2.31%
23 Sai Rahul Gobisetty 2.26%
24 Josh Moseley 2.16%
25 Mario Adames 2.16%
26 Jossua Maldonado 1.82%
27 Eric Flores 1.79%
28 Luis Morales 1.38%
29 David Iven 1.32%
30 Michael Heald 1.17%
31 Jose Ulloa 1.13%
32 Jacob Vela 1.07%
33 Gustavo Alvarez 0.97%
34 Scott Matteson 0.94%
35 Emmanuel Valdez 0.91%
36 Mario Palacios 0.72%
37 Geno Garbalena 0.66%
38 Jeremy Griffith 0.52%
39 Eddie Wassef 0.44%
40 Keshav Jaiswal 0.43%
41 Jonathan Flores 0.37%
42 David Nicoue 0.36%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Troy Slinkard 6.50
2 Jay Lundberg 5.50
3 Mohamad Youssef 5.50
4 Dom Mckeown 5.50
5 Eddie Wassef 5.00
6 Koby Chiou 4.00
7 Gustavo Alvarez 4.00
8 Abraham Quiles 3.50
9 Josh Moseley 3.50
10 Artem Lalaiants 3.50
11 Naim Eljaouri 3.00
12 Larry Mack 3.00
13 Daniel Crooke 3.00
14 Nikita Eliseev 2.50
15 Jossua Maldonado 2.50
16 Edgar Ornelas 2.50
17 Luke Majewski 2.50
18 Luis Morales 2.50
19 Eder Fuentes 2.50
20 Jose Ulloa 2.50
21 Jaison Cherian 2.50
22 Jacob Vela 2.50
23 Sai Rahul Gobisetty 2.50
24 Felipe Paes 2.50
25 Jose Palma 2.50
26 Eric Flores 2.00
27 Scott Matteson 2.00
28 Emmanuel Valdez 1.50
29 Duncan Sherwood 1.00
30 Jason Lovejoy 1.00
31 Robert Rardin 1.00
32 Michael Heald 1.00
33 David Iven 1.00
34 Dylan Muse 1.00
35 Jared Obregon 1.00
36 Mario Adames 1.00
37 Mario Palacios 0.50
38 Jeremy Griffith 0.50
39 Jonathan Flores 0.50

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