The Colony
1196.0lbs lost since launch
Tuesday 7:30-9:30pm
WEIGH-INS FROM 7:30pm GAMES FROM 8:00pm
TOCA Soccer Center, 7801 Main St, The Colony, Dallas, TX 75056
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Season 3 Standings
Season Loss: 74.0lbs
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saint Fatricks FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
| Fat Man United | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 4 |
| Husky Hive FC | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
| Totten-Ham and Cheese | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 15 | -6 | 1 |
| Wrecks-Ham | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 0 |
| KFC Dallas | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 12 | -10 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Man United | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 4 |
| Saint Fatricks FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 |
| Totten-Ham and Cheese | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| Husky Hive FC | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 1 |
| KFC Dallas | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 1 |
| Wrecks-Ham | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saint Fatricks FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
| Husky Hive FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 4 |
| Fat Man United | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| Wrecks-Ham | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
| Totten-Ham and Cheese | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 |
| KFC Dallas | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | -6 | 0 |
Cup Standings
League Cup
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Man United | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 7 | 8 | 2 |
| KFC Dallas | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
| Husky Hive FC | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| Wrecks-Ham | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| Totten-Ham and Cheese | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 0 |
| Saint Fatricks FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 15 | -8 | 0 |
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - February 3rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8:00pm League |
Fat Man United | 11 | v | 10 | Wrecks-Ham | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 6
|
4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 1 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 8:30pm League |
Husky Hive FC | 5 | v | 5 | Totten-Ham and Cheese | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 0 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 1 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 9:00pm League |
KFC Dallas | 1 | v | 8 | Saint Fatricks FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 0
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 4 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 2 - February 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8:00pm League |
Fat Man United | 10 | v | 4 | Totten-Ham and Cheese | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 4 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 2 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 8:30pm League |
Husky Hive FC | 4 | v | 1 | KFC Dallas | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 0
|
0
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 0 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 9:00pm League |
Wrecks-Ham | 3 | v | 6 | Saint Fatricks FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 0
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 2 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 3 - February 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8:00pm Cup |
Saint Fatricks FC | 7 | v | 15 | Fat Man United | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 7 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 2 | 2 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 8:30pm Cup |
Wrecks-Ham | 5 | v | 5 | Husky Hive FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 3
|
0
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 1 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 9:00pm Cup |
KFC Dallas | 10 | v | 8 | Totten-Ham and Cheese | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 4
|
5
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 2 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 4 - February 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm League |
KFC Dallas | - | v | - | Fat Man United |
| 8:30pm League |
Husky Hive FC | - | v | - | Wrecks-Ham |
| 9:00pm League |
Saint Fatricks FC | - | v | - | Totten-Ham and Cheese |
Week 5 - March 3rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm League |
Husky Hive FC | - | v | - | KFC Dallas |
| 8:30pm League |
Wrecks-Ham | - | v | - | Totten-Ham and Cheese |
| 9:00pm League |
Fat Man United | - | v | - | Saint Fatricks FC |
Week 6 - March 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm League |
Saint Fatricks FC | - | v | - | Husky Hive FC |
| 8:30pm League |
Totten-Ham and Cheese | - | v | - | Fat Man United |
| 9:00pm League |
KFC Dallas | - | v | - | Wrecks-Ham |
Week 7 - March 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm Cup |
Husky Hive FC | - | v | - | Totten-Ham and Cheese |
| 8:30pm Cup |
Wrecks-Ham | - | v | - | Saint Fatricks FC |
| 9:00pm Cup |
Fat Man United | - | v | - | KFC Dallas |
Week 8 - March 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm League |
Wrecks-Ham | - | v | - | Fat Man United |
| 8:30pm League |
Saint Fatricks FC | - | v | - | KFC Dallas |
| 9:00pm League |
Totten-Ham and Cheese | - | v | - | Husky Hive FC |
Week 9 - March 31st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm League |
Husky Hive FC | - | v | - | Saint Fatricks FC |
| 8:30pm League |
Fat Man United | - | v | - | Wrecks-Ham |
| 9:00pm League |
KFC Dallas | - | v | - | Totten-Ham and Cheese |
Week 10 - April 7th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm League |
Wrecks-Ham | - | v | - | KFC Dallas |
| 8:30pm League |
Totten-Ham and Cheese | - | v | - | Saint Fatricks FC |
| 9:00pm League |
Fat Man United | - | v | - | Husky Hive FC |
Week 11 - April 14th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm Cup |
KFC Dallas | - | v | - | Husky Hive FC |
| 9:00pm Cup |
Totten-Ham and Cheese | - | v | - | Saint Fatricks FC |
| 9:00pm Cup |
Fat Man United | - | v | - | Wrecks-Ham |
Week 12 - April 21st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm League |
Totten-Ham and Cheese | - | v | - | Saint Fatricks FC |
| 8:30pm League |
Husky Hive FC | - | v | - | Fat Man United |
| 9:00pm League |
KFC Dallas | - | v | - | Wrecks-Ham |
Week 13 - April 28th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 8:00pm League |
Wrecks-Ham | - | v | - | Totten-Ham and Cheese |
| 8:30pm League |
KFC Dallas | - | v | - | Saint Fatricks FC |
| 9:00pm League |
Fat Man United | - | v | - | Husky Hive FC |
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Dom Mckeown | 5.86% |
| 2 | Jose Palma | 3.64% |
| 3 | Koby Chiou | 3.32% |
| 4 | Jared Obregon | 3.08% |
| 5 | Sai Rahul Gobisetty | 2.71% |
| 6 | Robert Rardin | 2.59% |
| 7 | Troy Slinkard | 2.36% |
| 8 | Luke Majewski | 2.04% |
| 9 | Daniel Crooke | 2.03% |
| 10 | Felipe Paes | 1.96% |
| 11 | Luis Morales | 1.73% |
| 12 | Josh Moseley | 1.72% |
| 13 | Jay Lundberg | 1.38% |
| 14 | Duncan Sherwood | 1.26% |
| 15 | Larry Mack | 1.07% |
| 16 | Gustavo Alvarez | 0.97% |
| 17 | Emmanuel Valdez | 0.91% |
| 18 | Eder Fuentes | 0.81% |
| 19 | Abraham Quiles | 0.79% |
| 20 | Mario Palacios | 0.72% |
| 21 | Jose Ulloa | 0.56% |
| 22 | Naim Eljaouri | 0.47% |
| 23 | Scott Matteson | 0.47% |
| 24 | Jaison Cherian | 0.46% |
| 25 | Eddie Wassef | 0.44% |
| 26 | Keshav Jaiswal | 0.43% |
| 27 | Mario Adames | 0.43% |
| 28 | Michael Heald | 0.39% |
| 29 | Mohamad Youssef | 0.36% |
| 30 | Jacob Vela | 0.36% |
| 31 | Nikita Eliseev | 0.33% |
| 32 | Daniel Ciraiz | 0.23% |
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Score |
| 1 | Troy Slinkard | 4.00 |
| 2 | Gustavo Alvarez | 3.50 |
| 3 | Dom Mckeown | 3.50 |
| 4 | Koby Chiou | 3.50 |
| 5 | Eddie Wassef | 3.50 |
| 6 | Jay Lundberg | 2.50 |
| 7 | Josh Moseley | 2.50 |
| 8 | Luis Morales | 1.00 |
| 9 | Emmanuel Valdez | 1.00 |
| 10 | Jose Palma | 1.00 |
| 11 | Felipe Paes | 1.00 |
| 12 | Sai Rahul Gobisetty | 1.00 |
| 13 | Daniel Crooke | 1.00 |
| 14 | Abraham Quiles | 1.00 |
| 15 | Mario Palacios | 0.50 |
| 16 | Luke Majewski | 0.50 |
| 17 | Duncan Sherwood | 0.50 |
| 18 | Eder Fuentes | 0.50 |
| 19 | Eric Flores | 0.50 |
| 20 | Michael Heald | 0.50 |
| 21 | Larry Mack | 0.50 |
| 22 | Robert Rardin | 0.50 |
| 23 | Scott Matteson | 0.50 |
| 24 | Naim Eljaouri | 0.50 |
| 25 | Mohamad Youssef | 0.50 |
| 26 | Jaison Cherian | 0.50 |
| 27 | Keshav Jaiswal | 0.50 |
| 28 | Nikita Eliseev | 0.50 |
| 29 | Jared Obregon | 0.50 |
| 30 | Jacob Vela | 0.50 |
| 31 | Mario Adames | 0.50 |
| 32 | Jose Ulloa | 0.50 |
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