Category: Player Digest

How does MAN v FAT Soccer scoring work?

Keen for success on your MAN v FAT Soccer journey? You’ll need to know how the scoring system works, so let’s get to it.

On the field, the rules for MAN v FAT Soccer are pretty similar to the rules for any small-sided soccer league.

Off the field, and unique to MAN v FAT Soccer, are a number of weight loss and healthy habit related bonus goals, that can be scored by individuals and teams to bolster the scores – and often decide the winner of the tie. 

Players can score bonus goals in four ways:

  1. Team Bonus – each week we add up the number of players on your team that have either lost weight versus the previous week, or maintained a healthy BMI* and award a bonus goal for each pair, up to a maximum of 5 goals per squad – so that’s 1 bonus goal per every 2 players losing weight, with half goals rounded up. *Once players reach a healthy BMI, it’s no longer responsible to encourage them to keep losing weight, so the rules switch up for them and they get bonuses for maintaining a healthy BMI, whether they lose or gain weight. Players who record a weight that is both heavier than the previous week and heavier than they were at the start of the current season will score an own goal.
  1. Hat Tricks – any time an individual player records three losses within their club’s league season, they score 1 full bonus goal. These losses don’t need to be consecutive, but don’t overlap seasons, so one player can get a maximum of 4 hat tricks for his team each season.
  2. 5% loss bonuses – any time a player reaches an incremental milestone loss of 5% of his body weight, he gets 3 full bonus goals for his team, a maximum of twice per season. This is always based off your weight when you first join us, so you’ll get a bonus for losing 5%, 10%, 15% of that starting weight, and so on, until you reach a healthy BMI for your height.If you manage to lose 15% of your starting weight in just one season, first of all, hats off to you, and second of all, don’t worry about losing out on those sweet, sweet bonuses – they’ll carry over to the first week of the following season so you can hit the ground running.
  3. Food Diary Tracking – Teams will score 1 additional bonus goal for every 1-3 players to complete their weekly food diaries. What’s great about this is it encourages both mindfulness about your eating habits and a supportive team, since you’ll all need to work together and be accountable to one another if you want to get the maximum number of points.

  You know how to score goals on the pitch, field? Just kick the ball in the net!


Why tracking what you eat helps you lose weight

Might seem a chore, but tracking every little thing you eat and drink is a surefire way to make you more aware of what you’re eating. And that’s going to help you lose weight.

One of the first bits of advice usually given to anyone who wants to lose weight is to keep a food diary. Whether it’s online, on your phone or on good old fashioned paper, making a note of everything you eat and drink is an important first step in changing your eating habits. But why does it work so well for weight loss?

It makes you aware of what you eat

Sounds obvious, but one of the main reasons food tracking works is because it makes you fully aware of what you eat in a day. If you’re the type of person to sneak a snack here and there, it’s easy to overlook this when thinking about what you eat.

But these little extras can soon add up, meaning you could be consuming hundreds of extra calories you’re not even fully aware of. When you’re tracking what you eat, you’ve got no choice but to own up to the trip to the office biscuit tin or finishing off the cold fish fingers left on your kid’s plate, keeping yourself accountable.

It’ll help you see where you can make changes

If you’re keeping a food diary but you’re gaining weight, being able to look back at what you’ve eaten over the week is a brilliant tool for figuring out what healthy changes you can make.

Look for anything that stands out for adding unnecessary calories, and come up with a plan for reducing them.

For example, if you’re eating too many takeaways, find recipes for your favorite dishes and make them at home. If you’re having a few too many beers, pledge to cut down or switch for lower-calorie alcohol options like spirits. If you’re falling victim to high calorie coffee shop drinks, invest in a travel coffee mug and make your own at home, or swap milky lattes for a black coffee. Being able to chart this in a food diary is a great step to lasting change.

It’ll help others help you

It’s so easy to underestimate what we’re eating, especially when we’re describing our eating to other people. But if you want your MAN v FAT Soccer coach to help you figure out why you’re not losing weight, it’s important to be honest about what you’re eating. If you want to know whether you’re on the right track, ask your coach to have a quick look. If you’re using MyFitnessPal, you can also send them the link to your food diary.

A food diary is an easy way for them to see where you can make improvements, and a fresh pair of eyes on what you eat can identify unhelpful eating habits and give you new ideas for making healthier choices.


First MAN v FAT Soccer session? Don’t panic!

Worried about fat jokes, not being spoken to or feeling out of place on the field? Turning up to spend the evening with a load of strangers can be nerve-racking but we’ve got you.

You’re not alone if you feel a slight sweat coming on at the thought of your first MAN v FAT Soccer session. You don’t need to worry though. We’ve got your back, and all your team members will have it too, we promise. Let’s break down some of the misconceptions or fears that might be racing through your mind and see if we can get you feeling good to go.

Sticking out like a sore thumb

Nope – this couldn’t be further from the truth. Remember, every guy at your session will be in the same boat and you can guarantee the Coach will make you feel welcome. By the end of the session, you’ll be reveling in your team’s camaraderie.

Fat jokes

It’s easy for you to feel uncomfortable when you hear fat jokes being batted around. After all, you’ve probably experienced times they’ve been directed your way. Not cool. If you do hear any, there’s a high chance it’ll be a player directing them at themselves, not you. So, no worries there!

No one talking to you

All the guys are signed up to MAN v FAT Soccer for the same reason… to lose weight. So, there’s no hidden agenda there plus you’ve instantly got your first topic of conversation if you need an ‘in’. Win!

You’re all men going through the same thing, at the same time. Sure, some may be further down the road than you when it comes to weight loss but that will just show you that the end goal is in reach. Be bold, jump in and strike up a conversation if you’re feeling nervous and get those first intro chats out of the way early.

Being no good at soccer

Want to lose weight? Good. Like soccer? Great. That’s all that matters. In our UK program, we’ve had gents turn up who haven’t played in 40 years. We’ve had others that come more for the social side than the soccer. Whatever your reason for signing up, we’re glad you have.

And to help calm those fears once last time, there are no scouts at our games. Whether you score from the halfway line or scuff your kick and the ball goes towards the corner flag, it doesn’t matter. What matters is the fact you’re with us and you’re on the journey to losing weight.

Losing weight can feel miserable at times. Calorie deficits, regular exercise, making sure you eat enough protein and sleep well. You know the phrase, ‘misery loves company’? That’s what makes your relationship with your teammates unique. You’re in this together and we’re here to do everything we can to help too.


What You need to know

We’re thrilled that you’ve taken the first step of starting your weight loss journey with us and, ahead of your first night, here’s everything you need to know.

First up, your kit! Here’s what you’ll need:-

  • A soccer jersey or a t-shirt without a hood.
  • Shorts or jogging pants
  • Socks
  • Shin guards  – these are compulsory for all players, including goalkeepers.
  • Footwear. We’d recommend you have indoor or turf shoes for your sessions at MAN v FAT
  • If you wear glasses, we must tell you that they’re worn at your own risk. We’d recommend that you wear sports goggles or contact lenses to be on the safe side.
  • Bring a water bottle too – it’s going to be important to stay hydrated!

Some helpful resources

To get yourself ready, we’ve prepared a special Exercise 101 booklet, to give you some exercises to do at home ahead of getting started!

And you can get yourself ready in the kitchen too, with our awesome Food As Fuel guide!

Finally, ahead of your early weeks with MAN v FAT, it’s worth taking a look at our Safe Return To Exercise video, giving you some really helpful advice before pulling on your cleats!

Feeling the nerves?

If you’re excited about your first session but nervous too, don’t worry. It’s nerve-wracking to walk into a new environment full of people you don’t know. Combine that with not knowing what to expect, and we don’t blame you if you’re feeling a little nervous.

But we’re here to support you at every step of the way. Here are the key concerns we see from people who are just starting.

What if I’m the biggest guy there?

This is by far the biggest concern we hear from new players. All MAN v FAT Soccer players must have a BMI of over 27.5 to join, and men of all shapes and sizes play in our leagues.

Remember that they all started where you are now – overweight and wanting to lose weight.

I don’t know what to expect

It’s hard to imagine what something unknown is going to be like and nerves around this are natural.

We’ve put together a short video of a typical MAN v FAT Soccer session and you can read through our FAQS to familiarise yourself on how this all works.

I don’t do well in new social situations

That’s OK, no one is going to judge you if you’re not immediately the life and soul of the party, and the choice is always yours to get involved as little or as much as you like.

You’ve already got two things in common, the desire to lose weight and soccer, so it might surprise you how much you enjoy the social aspect.

But I’m not very good at soccer/I’ve never played before!
No one who joins starts off on a Messi level, and we see men who haven’t kicked a ball around since they were a kid join and do well. And besides, you’ll get better as the weeks go on and your fitness improves.

We can’t wait to welcome you to MAN v FAT Soccer and to see the great progress you make in your time with us!

Got any more questions?

Remember, you can check out our FAQ guide or just drop us a line at support@manvfatsoccer.com and we’d be glad to help!


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